Boss Ass Bitch in Wonderland

dorkmisha:

sam’s actual line from the sneak peak

bhryn:

luniara:

phobs-heh:

isthistakenalready:

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

Me at job. 

Me. Right now.

Life as an Artist.

5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

Tony once installed SIRI on his computers so that JARVIS would have a woman to talk to. Withing half an hour, JARVIS grew tired of SIRI always spelling out his name and blocked her out of the system. He also started calling her a “Stiff Imitation of Real Intelligence.”

Tony once installed SIRI on his computers so that JARVIS would have a woman to talk to. Withing half an hour, JARVIS grew tired of SIRI always spelling out his name and blocked her out of the system. He also started calling her a “Stiff Imitation of Real Intelligence.”

mikalaplease:

lyxdelsic:

pros of being a wolf:

  • not forced to shave
  • dont have to eat vegetables
  • cool looking
  • can rip a mans throat out in one bite

cons of being a wolf:

  • ????????
notsomegaslowbro

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

thebisexualblogger:

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

yseult:

18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

yseult:

18th century poesy ring.

Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

jabbershire:

sweet baby jesus i figured out the right settings for this material on the sewing machine

i don’t have to hand-sew a glove hahahahahah oh my god 

i, once again, have spoken too soon

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..