sam’s actual line from the sneak peak
Aoi Honoo is Too Real
Me at job.
Me. Right now.
Life as an Artist.
Tony once installed SIRI on his computers so that JARVIS would have a woman to talk to. Withing half an hour, JARVIS grew tired of SIRI always spelling out his name and blocked her out of the system. He also started calling her a “Stiff Imitation of Real Intelligence.”
pros of being a wolf:
- not forced to shave
- dont have to eat vegetables
- cool looking
- can rip a mans throat out in one bite
cons of being a wolf:
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.
sweet baby jesus i figured out the right settings for this material on the sewing machine
i don’t have to hand-sew a glove hahahahahah oh my god
i, once again, have spoken too soon