had to shut a bitch down today
one of my favorite things to do is to take one of my dumb drawings
and apply an uncomfortable amount of shading to it
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
If you’ve never been reminded of you and your best friend when watching these pairs you need to sort out your priorities.
Obnoxious fun fact interruption: Miguel and Tulio were heavily influenced by Joey and Chandler.
God I hope to be this bad ass in my 70s+
"you make my heart beat in iambic pentameter."
no you don’t understand shakespeare literally writes to the beat of your heart
- that’s why shakespearean actors will sometimes pound their chests in time to the words during readings
- that’s why you use fluctuations…
Now that’s a motherfucking gifset.
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
my beautiful new phone case
Um well, everyone… meet El Guaco. He’s a pretty cool chameleon who likes to stalk people I tell him to stalk. We use the term… follow or protect though, not stalk. But lets not kid ourselves here.
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp