Falling Through Wonderland

you know how there’s sexually frustrated

well i’m cuddly frustrated

because all of my snuggle buddies live in Phoenix and I am stuck here laying in my bed 

damn you all you’ve ruined me!

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

cutefollower:

when you walk to the beat of a song

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old-pine-life:

I went to a market today in midtown and met a girl who was selling her poems. You pick your topic and price and she writes you a poem on the spot. The girl before me traded her favorite drawing pen for a poem. I traded $3 for a poem about traveling. 

averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

miss-nan:

lanternsandsnowflakes:

this line was so under appreciated thank u

I agree

letthepuppiestakeme:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

I like this new minecraft update

letthepuppiestakeme:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

I like this new minecraft update

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

dutchster:

mythbusters in a nutshell

dutchster:

mythbusters in a nutshell

i don’t even know if i’ll ever be able to have fun while being drunk because i’ll just find some corner and sleep

that’s what it does to me makes me giggly and then I just curl up and go to bed

capricornguts:

everything I don’t want to upload separately